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–Albert Einstein– No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the groundsthat it was human nature. –Fred Allen– The chief obstacle to the progress of the human raceis the human race.–Don Marquis– Humility is no substitue for a good personality.–Fran Lebowitz– When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport;when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.–George Bernard Shaw– A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simplyhas to go out and kill something. Wodehouse– A husband is wha’t left of the lover once the nervehas been extracted.Its appropriation by a notably morosegroup is an act of piracy.–Arthur M.Schlesinger, Jr.– When a true genius appears in the world you mayknow him by this sign: that all the dunces arein confederacy against him.It is simply a sort of free port —a place where the raw materials of civilization arereceived, sorted out, and sent further on.–H. Mencken– Texas is the place where there are the most cows andthe least milk and the most rivers and the leastwater in them, and where you can look the farthestand see the least.–H. Mencken– Baseball has the great advantage over cricket ofbeing sooner ended.–George Bernard Shaw– It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t under-stand that bother me, it’s the parts that I dounderstand.–Mark Twain– So far as I can remember, there is not one wordin the Gospels in praise of intelligence.–Bertrand Russell– Scriptures….The sacred books of our holy religion,as distinguished from the false and profane writingson which all other faiths are based.–Ambrose Bierce– The inspiration of the Bible depends on the ignoranceof the person who reads it.–Robert G.— Oscar Wilde– No one is completely unhappy at the failure ofhis best friend. Belief without evidence inwhat is told byone sho speaks without knowledge, of thingswithout parallel. –Peter De Vries– Always forgive your enemies — Nothing annoys them so much.–Oscar Wilde– France is th only couontry where the money fallsapart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.–Billy Wilder– What I gained by being in France was learning tobe better satisfied with my own country.–Samual Johnson– France? –Eric Hoffer– Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form ofleisure activity.–Ambrose Bierce– Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical beliefin the occurrence of the improbable.–H. Mencken– A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum showsthat faith does not prove anything.–Nietzsche– The most common of all follies is to believe passionatelyin the palpably not true. –Mortimer Adler– If you want a picture of the future, imagine a bootstomping on a human face — forever.–George Orwell– “Gay” used to be one of the most agreeable words inthe language.
–John Ciardi– The only excuse for God is that he doesn’t exist.–Stendhal– God seems to have left the receiver off the hookand time is running out. Mencken– He (God) seems to have an inordinate fondness for beetles.–J. –John Barrymore– On the whole, human beings want to be good, butnot too good and not quite all the time.–George Orwell– It is almost impossible systematically to constitue a naturalmoral law. She furnishes us withno reason to believe that human life is to be respected.–John Osborne– The power of accurate observation is commonly calledcynicism by those who have not got it.–George Bernard Shaw– Democracy encourages the majority to decide thingsabout which the majority is blissfully ignorant.–John Simon– The substitution of election by the incompetent manyfor appointment by the corrupt few properly describesthe institution of Democracy.–George Bernard Shaw– Democracy becomes a government of bullies, barelytempered by editors. Peters– One of the most common of all diseases is diagnosis.–Karl Kraus– Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the onlydifference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereasdoctors rob you and kill you too.–Anton Chekhov– Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are madestupid by education.